Notice: Natural food is supposed to taste bad

Unless you get it from Frito-Lay

This just in from the back of a bag of NATURAL No Preservatives • No Articificial Flavors • No Artificial Colors Cheetos PUFFS, WHITE CHEDDAR:

“There are no preservatives, no added colors, and nothing artificial in these snacks — just huge taste and satisfaction packed inside every bag. Who else could combine all natural ingredients with great taste but Frito-Lay?

This has been your public service announcement for the day. Remember to get all your natural, “healthy” food from Frito-Lay, or else it will be gross.

Happy Friday!

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2 responses to “Notice: Natural food is supposed to taste bad

  1. I wonder if the Wahlgrens are aware that there corn goes to such a good cause :p

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