Unless you get it from Frito-Lay
This just in from the back of a bag of NATURAL No Preservatives • No Articificial Flavors • No Artificial Colors Cheetos PUFFS, WHITE CHEDDAR:
“There are no preservatives, no added colors, and nothing artificial in these snacks — just huge taste and satisfaction packed inside every bag. Who else could combine all natural ingredients with great taste but Frito-Lay?“
This has been your public service announcement for the day. Remember to get all your natural, “healthy” food from Frito-Lay, or else it will be gross.